Thanks?

The following is a list of anagrams for the word "Thanksgiving":



Tang King Shiv, eh? That reminds of me of that knife fight I got into in the middle of a Grecian orgy. Shit got CRAY-CRAY! Good thing the Saving Knight was there to protect us.

Happy Birthday, Evan!

Worse Than Getting Cock-Blocked...

...getting Nutt sacked.

Makin' Fun Of People Who Are More Talented Than Me

In high school, I learned of the rich symbolism embedded in the masterworks of Renaissance painters such as Pieter Bruegel, Artemisia Gentileschi, and Michelangelo Caravaggio, They told tales of mortality, love, loss, and religious devotions. Recently unearthed parchments, however, have shattered such notions. They were actually about sex and tacos and stuff.

9/11 Jesus

Remember that time when super giant Jesus hovered above the World Trade Center and sucked all those people's bodies up into the sky? And then, once all the people were safe, he made the buildings fall over? 9/11 Jesus, you so crazy!