Tuesday, February 17, 2009

A Brand New Drug

You may have noticed that I haven't posted anything for a while. That's because I have discovered something even better than blogging. It is called Klonopin, and it is super! Felling anxious? Try a delicious slice Klonopin quiche. Can't sleep? How's about a piping hot bowl of Klonopin soup! I also recommend it as a cure for boredom, headaches, excessive worrying, sadness, and not being high on Klonopin. Also, do you know where I can get some Klonopin?

8 comments:

pj said...

i was gonna take that for anxiety once... but that shit fucks you up too much for normal life. It's good if you just wanna chill though.

Nathan said...

Chris and I were on a plane once...
...nevermind.

Anonymous said...

weed is better

Nicholas said...

a boy at my high school got addicted to Klonopin, then got depressed, then shot himself.

RUN-N-L8 said...

tell your doctor you have irritable bowel syndrome- that's how rob got his 'script. but beware, it's all fun & games until--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDbPnAQ-c1o

Andrew said...

A girl at my school got addicted to Hello Kitty and then she got depressed and now watches American Idol every week.

pj said...

...a fate far worse than death

Anonymous said...

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