Makin' Fun Of People Who Are More Talented Than Me

In high school, I learned of the rich symbolism embedded in the masterworks of Renaissance painters such as Pieter Bruegel, Artemisia Gentileschi, and Michelangelo Caravaggio, They told tales of mortality, love, loss, and religious devotions. Recently unearthed parchments, however, have shattered such notions. They were actually about sex and tacos and stuff.