The president of Nigeria is named Goodluck motherfuckin' Jonathan!?! The dude's got my vote any day. Hanging out with babes on the reg? being named Goodluck? Running against some fool named Atiku Abubakar in an upcoming election? Mr. Jonathan is allllll set.
Also, just in case you were wondering which candidate is the forerunner when it comes to superior headwear style, Jonathan is the clear winner. Look at Mr. Funnyhat here:
What a fucking joker.
Also, here are my predictions regarding future Nigerian presidents:
2015: Highfive Eugene
2019: Bachelorparty Dennis
2023: Orgasmatron Steve
2027: Winninglotteryticket Brian
2031: Goodluck Jonathan (re-elected)
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