As the youngest member of the Lenox Coffee family, Nick's hobbies include fencing, not being able to drink, and still being trapped in high school. On the bright side, his fresh young face hasn't succumb to the ravages of stress and old age that have all but destroyed the good looks of the coffee shop's more seasoned employees.
Although he will deny it to the grave, Nick is actually a close relative of America's 37th president, Richard Nixon.
Nick Dixon.............................................................................Dick Nixon
The resemblance is undeniable. After graduating from high school, Nick plans on bombing Cambodia and spying on the Democratic national headquarters. He will be impeached.
But until then, Nick remains the youngest and most tender Lenox Coffee barista. Local cougars take note.
Here is a documentary about Nick Dixon for your viewing (masturbating) pleasure. Boner Apetite!
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