I have a bunch of friends who have been arrested for weed. They don't look like recently fellated models. They look like jaundiced Phish roadies. Mr. Bowie, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET!?!
Monday, January 18, 2010
Dear David Bowie...
How is it that, after being arrested for possession of weed in Rochester, NY, you looked like a fucking Versaci model with a post-blowjob glow? I mean, look at that hair. Not a single one out of place! Did the Rochester Police Department have a stylist and fluffer on staff?
I have a bunch of friends who have been arrested for weed. They don't look like recently fellated models. They look like jaundiced Phish roadies. Mr. Bowie, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET!?!
I have a bunch of friends who have been arrested for weed. They don't look like recently fellated models. They look like jaundiced Phish roadies. Mr. Bowie, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET!?!
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To me, the hair in the side profile leaves something to be desired. But, then again, what do I know about the highly complex calculations and considerations that are required to execute an engineering project as massive and rigorously demanding as Bowie hair?
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