Monday, January 18, 2010

Q: Why Did The Cat Cross The Road?

A: To fucking die.


Catch a load of this crap: Casper the cat, who lived in Devon, England, walked onto the same bus every day from 2005 until yesterday. The precocious little chap became something of a local celebrity, and was beloved by the whole community. But then he decided to kill himself right in front of everyone.


You'd think that after five years of hopping on the same bus every day, Casper knew exactly what was up when it came to dodging traffic. He's with Hemingway, Cobain, Hitler, and all those Jonestown folks now.

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