She is filing a lawsuit against tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz. Vlaeminck claims that she asked Rousian to tattoo three small stars next to her eyelid, but that she dozed off during the procedure and awoke to find 56 stars adorning her cheek. She claims that the artist didn't speak very good English or French (two languages that she, a Belgian, speaks fluently), and that he totally misunderstood her request.
This is artist Rouslan Toumaniantz, who swears that Vlaeminck clearly asked for the 56 stars, and that she was wide awake and even looking in a mirror throughout the course of the procedure.
Sadly for Vlaeminck, even a £10,000 court victory won't un-ruin her face.
I like the fact that the “sexy” logo on her belt seems to be slowly sneaking away, having realized that it no longer applies to the body to which it’s strapped. In order to get to the bottom of this story, I have sent a Facebook friend request to the tattooed Belgian. I will keep you updated as this pursuit develops.
UPDATE!!!
While Kimberley has yet to approve my Facebook friend request, she did admit to the media that she was lying the whole fucking time! Here's a headline that appeared on MailOnline today:
She went on to admit that she was indeed awake during the procedure and was quite happy with her tattoo until her father saw it and flew into a rage. What her father clearly failed to realize is that his daughter's face can now be used to help navigate on the open sea. I will make sure to bring this to her attention as soon as she accepts my friend request. Just click "approve", Kimberley. You've already got 56 stars on your face, so you might as well have one internet star on your friend list.
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