This is what I look like right now
In my weakened condition I have been unable to write anything for this blog. Also, the selfish mofos at Snack You Silly and Nate's Porno Review Site have been snatching up all of my creative energy. But I've been drinking tea and napping, and will surely be back to my normal, magnificent form in no time flat.
In the meantime, please enjoy these things:
Crappy band names
People getting hurt while bad music plays
This little girl is a racist