Folks, my friend Mario is brilliant. He has proven that I am not the only one who is able to sloppily edit pictures of my friends' faces in order to document the excitement of their lives.
Here is a photo of the time Mario dick-blasted me in the face hole with a dild'. Boy was my face red!
Is your job so boring that you have the time to copy a photo from Facebook, paste it into Paint, draw all over it, chuckle to yourself when you realize just how clever you are, and then email it to me? I frickin' hope so, cause this pool is big enough for everyone. Come on in, the water is fine.